precumming:

j6:

precumming:

how do i lower my standards 

look in the mirror and aim for that

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(via lebaenese)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via aheartlessrichwhitewoman)

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  • Leave Your Lover
  • Sam Smith
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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via ambitie)

I miss having someone who took me away from reality whenever I needed it